Car nuts are a fascinating sub-culture,
drawing in obsessive personalities like Koji,
attention-seekers looking to showboat,
and whatever this is.
To celebrate the upcoming Memorial Day, we wanted to share this
totally amazing Army-styled car courtesy of Jalopnik that
screams patriotism. (The owner actually painted “Patriot” on the hood of
the car.)
The car is a restyled 1988 Chevy
Caprice with 33-inch tires, an olive paint job, and a teeth-like
grill. On top, the driver sits in a tank-like seat complete with fake
cannon. According to the Autotrader ad for the car, there is an additional seat for a passenger, though I
think anyone who would want to own this car would want to hog all the
attention for themselves.
I adore this car. The fact that it is
selling for only $1500 makes it all the more tempting to buy.
Honestly, this patriotic car belongs in an Arnold Schwarzenegger
movie or The A-Team. Ron
Swanson should be driving it with Chuck Norris riding shotgun. In a
way, I feel bad for other car enthusiasts out there because they will
have a tough time topping the manliness of this special car. All I
have to say to the current owner of this car is that they are crazy
to sell it, and I hope the new owner will be able to handle its level
of awesomeness.
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